HELLO! HI! SAT SRI AKAL!
My name is singh,RISHIJA SINGH and yup you guessed it right,I am not a terrorist ,I am a girl and yup a girl that’s it with no extra qualities nothing
I am not so beautiful,not so intelligent actually not at all intelligent,and I screw up every third thing I do in my life.unfortunately I am a blogger and more unfortunately this is my third blog,so it has to be screwed up anyway
So I decided to write about my life till now in very brief
Take a deep breath,keep your hands on the chest and now tolerate it
I was born on 24th December 199? (oh c’mon you are looking for year,forget,I am a girl I told you)
Till class 6,i had no ambitions the only thing I dreamt of was to marry a handsome boy with handsome salary and having handsome children.but after reaching 7th I started taking tuitions and became really good at maths,and then like everybody the only thing I dreamt of was becoming an IITian.well I was an IITian till my 10th ofcourse,in my dreams.after 10th,I went outside my hometown and joined coaching like every third IIT aspirant and then there I did a lot of hard work for the first time,yea I did believe me..
1st crush,1st beer,1st day 1st show,1st mobile phone,1st orkut account.and all these firsts led to my last ranks in the class.i screwed my 2 years and then went back to my home.
Gave boards,gave entrance
Passed boards,failed entrance
Then I decided to change my stream,I did it and chose journalism,luckily I passed the entrance.well right now I am a hopeless journalism student and hope to remain that in future also.
But looking at my condition I think I will end up with my very 1st dream only.
When I am in the class,I feel like I am the only tabloid writer among "the guardian’s" writers
And when I am at my hostel I always wonder “is there something else in the world apart from facebook?”
And my mind replies “yes there are you- tube,orkut,twitter….”
MISSION SUCCESSFUL
Yipppppppppppiee
I think I have bored you guys enough.my uselessness has no end but this blog must end now before you guys start posting slangs in the comments.
Take care for now
And I know…I suck!!!!!!

i hv never read such a bekar yet mast blog ever.. n u r rite... rishija singh u really suck... u r ultimate gal.. luv u...
ReplyDeletethis is a superb article!!! stupidly written but very catchy... Way To Go Girl!! good job.. :D
ReplyDeleteRishijaaaaaaaaa!!!
ReplyDeleteI love you!!
Its so CREATIVE!;-)
lol!
No but eye-catchy! cool!:D
IMPRESSIVE!
i am sure many girls sitting and giggling have the same dreams as you mentioned...(May be me too!);-)
Ilu Rishija, ilu. every punjabi needs a bihari in their life <3
ReplyDeleteYou are awesome.
thanxxxxxxxxxxxx gals..love u all...nd i knw i suck..hehehe
ReplyDeleteHey Rishija! So stupid, so simple, yet so Humurous blog it is!
ReplyDeletethanxxx kunal SIR ji...;)
ReplyDeletenycc nyccc..
ReplyDeletedirect frm heart..
nd believe me u dont suck fr sure..
thanxx aman...thanxx alot
ReplyDeletedi,u noe wot...u rock.u really rock...even i love 2 write bt i can neva eva write like dis ...i mean u added a feather 2 ur illustrious cap thru dis blog...fabulous!!
ReplyDeleteif des is wat "suck" means, i wish i suck too...gudiya
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